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Exalted Funeral Press

Shopping is Hell

Shopping is Hell

$7.99 USD
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Welcome to Al’s Hellhole! I’m Al. And this is my little slice of hell.

You are the lost, the unfortunate and the ready to spend. Think of this place like a ride you can never get off! And don’t forget your money buddy!

I’ve got products and prizes galore, all for the low, low price of 10 Hellbux. How do you get Hellbux? What am I, your mammy!?

And if your stay here becomes too excruciating, I’ve got a fancy little competition going. The first soul to collect 4 shiny golden tickets gets a one-way ride outta here!

These 4 tickets are inside 4 very pissed off angels I’ve got locked up around here. How was ol’ Al meant to know they don’t like being plucked!? Get ‘em all and get out. And remember, SPEND SPEND SPEND!

Shopping is Hell is a card-based tabletop rpg about fighting demons and buying products in the literal comercialist hellscape of Al’s Hellhole. A shop/theme park somewhere on the fringes of the underworld and run by the greater demon Al (chosen name) as a way to pass eternity.

No one has ever collected all 4 Golden Tickets and escaped the hellhole.

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