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Don't Tell Mom & Dad
Don't Tell Mom & Dad
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Don't Tell Mom & Dad is a tabletop roleplaying game where time and imagination blend together, allowing players to bend the laws of physics to the will of a kid's logic. Use a jump rope as a grappling hook on that tree limb! Build a working robot from a pile of used electronics! Take on a coven of vampires using squirt guns filled with holy water! Just be home in time for Dinner, and whatever you do... Don't Tell Mom & Dad.
Contains everything you need to play and is suitable for all levels of experience! The book is filled to the brim with radical black and white art from Philly's top indie artists. Includes character sheets, map tiles, and more.
Shipping
Shipping
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Returns
Returns
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