Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon
CONDITION NOTE: Box has small spot of sticker remnants in the upper right corner.
👤 Players: 3-6
⏰ Time: 30-45min
You’re a cantankerous crank, a surly grump, a crusty grouch, and an ill-tempered malcontent all in one body! This game rewards you for being the biggest Curmudgeon on the block because it’s pretty great.
Use word cards to invent and throw silly insults at opponents' life cards. Star retort battles with fill-in-the-blank and prompted cards. Match colors or symbols on those retort cards to keep the battle going. Last one to play a retort, wins that life card and scores points.
You create the funny, even if you're not. Unlike other party games that have other players judge you, anything you say goes. Where other games provide the funny and you just string it together, this game provides the prompts to let your creativity shine through. It's like a game of mad libs...with insults.
The biggest curmudgeon wins the game!
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